Archive for the ‘jokes’ Category

Worlds Greatest Insults! Jokes

January 6, 2009 - 3:44 am 25 Comments

Some really good insults! the best kinds are the ones that get you confused, or the ones where you think that the insult is a compliment! P.S. THE LAST ONE COULD BE BOTH! SUBSCRIBE! TEEEEEEEEET!

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Wisecracking Skull returns with more jokes.

January 6, 2009 - 1:48 am No Comments

Wisecracking again with his dry, (dry to the bone that is), sense of humour. Listen to his new jokes.
http://www.imagineerieing.com/

Duration : 3 min 3 sec

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What are some funny unique jokes I can tell at school tommorow?

January 5, 2009 - 10:40 am 8 Comments

Please I only go for short, actually funny jokes. I don’t want any lame jokes I mean seriously unique funny jokes I would appreciate if you could share at least 1 of them with me thanks!

If you’re gay this is nothing against you! Really!

A bear and a rabbit are walking in the forest when they come across an antique oil lamp. They rub it and *poof!* out pops a genie. He says, “you each have three wishes so use them wisely.”
Bear, wish 1: I wish I was the only male bear in the forest [so that all of the female bears will like him]
Rabbit, wish 1: I wish I had a snazzy motorcycle helmet
Bear, wish 2: I wish I was the only male bear in the country
Rabbit, wish 2: I wish I had a motorcycle that matches my helmet
Bear, wish 3: Hmmm, ooh i know! I wish I was the only male bear in the…WORLD!
Rabbit, wish 3: And I wish that the bear was gay!

HAHAHA really, gay people, no offense!

bob saget dirty jokes

October 15, 2008 - 12:23 am 25 Comments

Bob Saget of Full House and America’s Funniest Home Movies does a stand up bit in Vegas.

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Deserted Episode 3

October 14, 2008 - 12:15 pm No Comments

Sum (Rosa Tran) tries to explain something to the group, but they have trouble understanding; Dim (Mick Nguyen) flashes back to a … all » mysterious moment before he became stranded in the desert; Barley (Bennett Dunn) reveals a secret from within his kilt; no one in the group dies; a stranger with a strange accent arrives.

Guest starring in episode three: Samantha Montgomery

Duration : 6 min 9 sec

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I Kissed a Girl and she ed

October 14, 2008 - 1:21 am 25 Comments

http://myspace.com/williexwhip

Parody of Katy Perry - I kissed a girl

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Lyrics:

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
She smelled like mustard and spam
Lost my dinner
It’s not what, I’m used to
Just, wanted to hand her some soap
My eyes are watering from you
Caught a wiff of your booty

I kissed and she ed
Smelled like sausage and pickles
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my nostrils can take it
It smelled so wrong
I wanted to die
This mean she hasnt douched in 4 nights

Duration : 0:1:8

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SOPHOCLES JOKE from dajoker.ning.com

October 13, 2008 - 1:18 pm No Comments

GENERATIONAL WISDOM GARNERED FROM YEARS OF TOUGH, HARD EXPERIENCE! Mo' betta jokes at http://dajoker.ning.com - the free network for anonymous joke tellers to publish videos of them telling their best (clean to obscene) jokes.

Duration : 23 sec

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What do you do when your boss makes jokes using the n-word and you are a black person?

October 13, 2008 - 9:31 am 20 Comments

My boss seems to think it is being cool to tell jokes using the n-word and I'm a black person. He thinks it means he's not a racist but I'm his employee, not his drinking buddy. Should I report this because it does make me uncomfortable or should I let it go and find another job?

Neither, get him alone in private and tell him how you feel.
Have another job lined up.

umer sharief cracking jokes about amitabh bachan.part 1

October 13, 2008 - 4:51 am 25 Comments

must watch- umer sharief in stage show cracking jokes about hindustan amitbah bachan aishwarya rai kareena kapoor, its must watch video too funny lol enjoy.

Duration : 0:7:13

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SURPRISE JOKE from dajoker.ning.com

October 12, 2008 - 11:22 am No Comments

WEDDING DAY BAD BREAK! Mo' betta jokes at http://dajoker.ning.com - the free network for anonymous joke tellers to publish videos of them telling their best (clean to obscene) jokes.

Duration : 1 min 14 sec

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