October 13, 2008 - 9:31 am
let's see how many blonde jokes we can raise people.
To all blondes: I don't mean to be rude i just want to see how many there are out there.I'm planning to do this with all jokes, like yo mamma jokes. I'm sorry if i offend anyone.
Here's a starter:
a redhead, a brunnette and a blondeare intruding a farm. When the farmer comes they all rush to the barn and hide behind haystacks. The farmer walks into the barn and says, Who's there?
The red head replies: Meow. The farmer says, Oh just a cat
The brunnette replies: Woof Woof. Then farmer says, Just a dog
The blonde pauses then says, "potatoes"
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman.
Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
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