What are some funny jokes to play on friends for April Fools Day?
April 1, 2009 - 11:37 pm
My sister needs some ideas for playing jokes on her friends. She is towards the higher grades of elementary, but they need to be appropriate enough, so that her friends don't get mad at her and she doesn't get in trouble.
tell them their zipper is unzipped
they always check lol
April 1st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Here's one my sister did to me: She used a rubber band to hold down the little lever on the water sprayer on the kitchen sink. She asked me to get a glass of water for her, and when I turned on the sink the sprayer sprayed me right in the face…I was drenched! It was really funny!
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April 2nd, 2009 at 12:34 am
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me fuck you." Joe replied. "Are you crazy?!!" Larrywent on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt and we'll flip a coin and see who fucks, who first. So, Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won. Still having strong reservation Joe asked, "How will you tell if it hurts or not?" Larry told Joe, "If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing." Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed, Moooooooo. Moooooo. Mooooon River……
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Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.
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Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Bob says "to grow chest hair" Jon says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ass!"
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April 2nd, 2009 at 1:19 am
tell them their zipper is unzipped
they always check lol
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April 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 am
hide a bunch of there undies in there backpack and when they get to school it will be funny
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