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I am writing a script for several student emcees. The jokes need to be clean and age-appropriate. Jokes can be related to performing, but they don't have to be.
I used all of my best material last year!

tow drums and a cymbol fell off a cliff- da da ch! (as in the sounds they make)

What do a shark and a rubberband and have in common? They're both made out rubber, except for the shark.

What did the farmer say when her lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor

Ha ha ha

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A short bit from one of the world's greatest standup comedians.

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I have heard 2 jokes so far bout the croc hunters death and being from Aus and the jokes coming from here are just disrespectful not just to the dead (R.I.P) but to his family and friends that are still grieving.

I think the comments, jokes etc.. are very distastful and disrespectful. Whoever is making these jokes is totally ignorant! How would these people feel if they had lost someone close?? a family memeber or best friend if had they passed away? Would they still be joking about it? Time comes in to everyones life when we have to except and deal with the loss of life of someone who we are close to, just please show some respect for others, especially in there time of grieving, even if you didnt know them. We are human beings that God brought into this world and eventually we return to when our time comes. R.I.P. Steve Irwin

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